chatroulette
as this picture displays, chatroulette is clearly a place for children. and if you’ve spent any amount of time on this website, then you have inevitably stumbled upon the infamous, faceless man masturbating in front of the camera. as esteemed a hobby as it is, and despite the deep respect i have for these pioneers of internet indecency, i still have some things i need cleared up.
like, when one lively young gentleman happens upon another lively young gentleman whilst both are mid-stroke, whose job is it to click next? is there an etiquette? do they reveal their identities and flash cards symbolizing their membership in some exclusive club?
and finally, how can there be THAT many different people jacking off at one time that all have internet access? none of this adds up.
it’s these mysteries that keep me up at night.
