life in regular motion.

When I read this, I immediately thought of myself in a fit of vengeful rage; reminding the Devil after he just did some messed up stuff to me that I would seek my revenge. Then, after years of plotting, training and defeating bosses, I find myself in an epic one on one battle with him. Probably inside of a warehouse that just caught fire because one of us knocked something over amid the chaos. Chaos that was the result of an awesome shootout that took place between my rag-tag yet efficient squad of highly trained religious Devil assassins, and the minions of the Lord of Darkness. After that brief encounter it sets in that in the end it would just be me and him, and only one of us could away.
Then as it turns out I had the courage piece of the Tri-force all along, so with that and my magical sword, I banish him back to the pits of Hell from whence it came.
So that’s how I beat the Devil.

When I read this, I immediately thought of myself in a fit of vengeful rage; reminding the Devil after he just did some messed up stuff to me that I would seek my revenge. Then, after years of plotting, training and defeating bosses, I find myself in an epic one on one battle with him. Probably inside of a warehouse that just caught fire because one of us knocked something over amid the chaos. Chaos that was the result of an awesome shootout that took place between my rag-tag yet efficient squad of highly trained religious Devil assassins, and the minions of the Lord of Darkness. After that brief encounter it sets in that in the end it would just be me and him, and only one of us could away.

Then as it turns out I had the courage piece of the Tri-force all along, so with that and my magical sword, I banish him back to the pits of Hell from whence it came.

So that’s how I beat the Devil.


How Well Do You Know Your Fictional Female Presidents? →

The above link is an article from BuzzFeed. Why is it on the front page? Why would anyone write an abomination such as this? And most importantly, who did they write it for and why do they care so much about fictional Presidents? The idea that someone might read that article and actual rack their brains for the answer is terrifying to me.

Especially when everyone knows the only fictional President that matters is Thomas Whitmore from ‘Independence Day’.

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